Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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