just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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