hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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