absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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