I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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