just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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