Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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