he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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