found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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