but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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