NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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