i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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