peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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