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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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