i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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