I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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