Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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