Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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