so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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