Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Life is so much better after having sex.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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