My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
