i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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