Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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