Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
