I accidentally burped into my bong.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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