he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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