yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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