If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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