I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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