just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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