Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Fuck me I smell like cheese
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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