he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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