Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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