I hate your face
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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