Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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