some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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