winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
