Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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