I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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