I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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