At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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