im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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