i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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