Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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