even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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