The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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