This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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