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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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