Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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