we have officially lost it.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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