We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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